Kitschy T-shirt.

One with karaoke robots. Or a cheesy one that say “Karaoke Queen” or “Karaoke King.” This is our uniform. Make it your lover’s too.

Kitschy microphone earrings.

She will thank you. As will her glamorous ears.

Kitschy video.

***for the monetarily impaired***

    Step 1: Find a karaoke version of your favorite love song. You can try YouTube or various Amazon sellers who offer inexpensive mp3 tunes sans lyrics (like this version of “My Funny Valentine”). You can also make your own using the program Audacity. For ideas on what song to pick, let us help you.

     Step 2: Don a ridiculous (possibly sexy? but most likely not. who are we kidding) costume.

     Step 3: Record yourself singing along with the background music. No one who is anyone can resist karaoke and if he/she does not like this gift, it was just not meant to be. Internet Karaoke: the test of true love.