"There’s only one surefire way back into a woman’s heart and parts beyond. I speak of course…of karaoke."
-Zapp Brannigan (via doctorkongx)
"You haven’t really lived until you’ve had karaoke night in a psychiatric hospital."
-Darrell Hammond, in ‘God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked’ (via sycamorehull)
"I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!"
-Chip Douglas in “The Cable Guy”
"Why do they call it karaoke anyhow? Was it invented by a woman named Karey Okee? These are the kind of things I think about."
-Ted in “How I Met Your Mother”
